Lord of the Cheats

🎶 To the tune of Lord if the Dance

America’s a city Not a country you see And the city of Athens Is in Germany And Oliver Twist Is the season to tweet That Stephen Smith Is a fucking cheat

Steve Smith wherever you may be, You are the lord of the cheats, said he, There’ll be ball tampering, wherever you may be, And you’ll lead all the cheats to the SCG

Steve Smith wherever you may be, You are the lord of the cheats, said he, There’ll be ball tampering, wherever you may be, And you’ll lead all the cheats to the SCG